1/31/2008 06:07:00 pm Posted In Edit This 2 Comments »

stressfull week....


quero fim de semana!!


beijos***



ps: ja' so' faltam 3 semanas :)
e perguntam voces para que?! (ora perguntem la a ver se eu respondo!!!) quem souber que se acuse!!

Fill my little world

1/30/2008 01:30:00 pm Edit This 1 Comment »

I had a dream we went away
Left this city for a day
You took me southwards on a plane
And showed me Spain or somewhere
But in reality you're not so keen to show me anything
And I thought you liked me

Hey, show some love, you aint so tough
Come fill my little world right up, right up
Someday you're going to realise
(I want you)
To fill my little world right up, right up, right up

Yeah, so what you gonna do
With all this stuff piling up, filling up and taking up
You misunderstand me
All I wanted was some evidence
That you really like me
(You really like me)


lalalala such a nice song!!!!
what a nice it is today!

Vanda***************

yes I am alive!

1/28/2008 08:52:00 pm Edit This 1 Comment »

eheh, sei que nao tenho dado mtas noticias mas tenho tido muito trabalhinho! tou a ver se preparo um video com o que se passou no fds que fui pa londres ;) até lá, dou-vos música!

I wish i could eat the salt off your last faded lips
We can cap the old times make playing only logical harm
We can top the old lines clay-making that nothing else will change.
But she can read, she can read, she can read, she can read, she's bad
Oh, she's bad

It's different now that I'm poor and aging, I'll never see this face again
You go stabbing yourself in the neck
It's different now that I'm poor and aging, and I'll never see this place again
And you go stabbing yourself in the neck

We can find new ways of living make playing only logical harm
And we can top the old times, clay-making that nothing else will change.
But she can read, she can read, she can read, she can read, she's bad
Oh, she's bad

[Chorus]

It's in the way that she posed,
it's in the things that she puts in my head
Her stories are boring and stuff.
She's always calling my bluff.
She puts the weights into my little heart,
And she gets in my room and she takes it apart.
She puts the weights into my little heart,
I said she puts the weights into my little heart.

She packs it away

It's in the way that she walks
Her heaven is never enough
She puts the weights in my heart
She puts, oh she puts the weights into my little heart.


vá até podem fazer karaoke.
I LOVE this one :)

beijos

it's so easy to trully make me smile ... :)

1/23/2008 12:32:00 am Edit This 1 Comment »

beijos

gotta love it ;)

1/21/2008 11:37:00 pm Edit This 0 Comments »

ps. fim de semana excelente! quando tiver pics e um pco de tempo faço um post! ;)

GREAT SONG!!

joke of the day

1/16/2008 12:09:00 pm Edit This 0 Comments »
What's the difference between a Porsche and a hedgehog*?
A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.


ahaahh very good one :)



*lembram se do sonic do jogo de video?? ele era um hedgehog aka ouricinho

1/16/2008 01:56:00 am Edit This 0 Comments »

9 13.9.19.19 21 2.1.2.5

happy b-day babe :)

1/13/2008 10:47:00 pm Posted In Edit This 2 Comments »
And....i'm back! It just feels like home :)

o fim de semana foi curtinho, mas já deu para uma visita relâmpago à minha Mica.
Oxford contínua no mesmo sítio :)

Foi mesmo bom hj de manhã acordar e olhar po lado e.... ver uns pés fofinhos! looooool
digamos que nao é uma visao que se tenha todos os dias :)

Mais uma semana a começar e aproxima-se mto trabalho!
aiiiii.. e mta rambóia também!
Próximo fim de semana, London city here we go! Tesuda e Lapa on the way!!
(please don't kill me!!)

beijos

ps: pa quem na sabe, a mica agora tambem esta em terras de sua majestade: MEDO

1/08/2008 03:14:00 pm Edit This 0 Comments »
tomorrow....







the day after, who knows!! ;)

beijoooooooooos


12/24/2007 04:43:00 pm Edit This 4 Comments »
Merry X-Mas Malta!!!





Beijoooooooooooooooos
Ps: não resisti a esta piadinha! mas hey, não resmunguem, até tem a ver com a época! Ora aqui vai:
Q: What's red, white and blue and makes the entire community happy?
A: Smurfette deep-throating a candy cane*.
*Candy cane são aquelas cenas que parecem bengalinhas que nós vemos nos movies americanos ;) normalmente sao com riscas vermelhas e brancas.
quanto ao deep-throating não faço ideia do que sejaaaaa (google it!)... ehehhehe merry xmas !

=)

12/17/2007 04:32:00 pm Edit This 5 Comments »

"505"

I'm going back to 505,
If its a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive,
In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side,
With your hands between your thighs,

Stop and wait a sec,
Oh when you look at me like that my darling,
What did you expect,
I probably still adore you with your hands around my neck,
Or I did last time I checked,

Not shy of a spark,
A knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark,
Frightened by the bite though its no harsher than the bark,
Middle of adventure, such a perfect place to start,

I'm going back to 505,
If its a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive,
In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side,
With your hands between your thighs,

But I crumble completely when you cry,
It seems like once again you've had to greet me with goodbye,
I'm always just about to go and spoil a surprise,
Take my hands off of your eyes too soon,

I'm going back to 505,
If its a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive,
In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side,
With your hands between your thighs and a smile!

The perfect job!

11/21/2007 03:05:00 pm Edit This 0 Comments »
New Rules For Employment


SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, Relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases, where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done enough.

YOUR OWN DEATH: This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement.
RESTROOM USE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with ''''''''''''''''A'''''''''''''''' will go from 8:00 to 8:10, employees whose names begin with ''''''''''''''''B'''''''''''''''' will go from 8:10 to 8:20 and so on. If you''''''''''''''''re unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees'''''''''''''''' supervisors in writing must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open.

PAYCHECK GUIDE: The following helpful guide has been prepared to help our employees better understand their paychecks: Item Amount Gross pay $1,222.02 Income tax $244.40 Outgo tax $45.21 State tax $11.61 Interstate tax $61.10 County tax $6.11 City tax $12.22 Rural tax $4.44 Back tax $1.11 Front tax $1.16 Side tax $1.61 Up tax $1.08 Down tax $1.14 Tic-Tacs $1.98 Thumbtacks $3.93 Carpet tacks $0.98 Stadium tax $0.69 Flat tax $8.32 Surtax $2.23 Ma''''''''''''''''am tax $1.23 Corporate tax $2.60 Parking fee $5.00 F.I.C.A. $81.88 T.G.I.F. Fund $9.95 Life insurance $5.85 Health insurance $16.23 Dental insurance $4.50 Mental insurance $4.33 Disability $2.50 Ability $0.25 Liability $3.41 Coffee $6.85 Coffee Cups $66.51 Floor rental $16.85 Chair rental $0.32 Desk rental $4.32 Union dues $5.85 Union don''''''''''''''''ts $3.77 Cash advance $0.69 Cash retreats $121.35 Overtime $1.26 Undertime $54.83 Eastern time $9.00 Central time $8.00 Mountain time $7.00 Pacific time $6.00 Time Out $12.21 Oxygen $10.02 Water $16.54 Heat $51.42 Cool air $26.83 Hot air $20.00 Miscellaneous $113.29 Various $8.01 Sundry $12.09 ------- Net Take Home Pay $0.02

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations, or input should be directed elsewhere. Have a nice week. The Management

11/21/2007 03:02:00 pm Edit This 0 Comments »
Adam, Eve, and God Makes Three


"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
"So you would love her."
"But why did you make her so dumb?"
"So she would love you."



eheheheheh

11/10/2007 04:46:00 pm Edit This 0 Comments »
speachless! sublime.... EU FUI! ehheheheh =)

http://www.rtp.pt/wportal/antena3/index.php?article=4913&visual=1


Update!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XguzxCvaQA

Ainda me arrepio toda quando oiço! aiiiii... que belo inicio!!

LMAOOO

8/13/2007 12:05:00 pm Posted In Edit This 3 Comments »
One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.
The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arm was too short to reach.



LMAO eu levei 5 segundos pa atingir, blond moment! Está tããããããoooo gira!! Que risada!!
Quem perceber que se acuse!!

BOA SEMANA!!